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Disowned by Request

Postby Rev_Biff » Sun May 24, 2015 7:55 pm

A man was telling his buddy over coffee, "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, do not pay off my college tuition loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewelry to Salvation Army. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone you choose’."

"Holy Smokes", replied the friend, "She actually said that?"

The father replied, "Well, she didn't actually put it quite like that. I’m paraphrasing a little. What she actually said was:‘Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's 2016 election campaign."
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Re: Disowned by Request

Postby getvicious » Sun May 24, 2015 11:34 pm

It's not the blast that kills you - It's the tumble to the bottom of the 800 foot crater.....
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Re: Disowned by Request

Postby sccytoter » Mon May 25, 2015 7:19 pm

LOL! That's a good one. :lol:
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Re: Disowned by Request

Postby MARINE DIVISION TWO » Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:14 am

Every Parents Nightmare !
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