Blondes and guns don't mix!!

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Blondes and guns don't mix!!

Postby Captain Ray » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:25 pm

The breeze is nice, the sky is clear, and the seas are smooth like a babies... well, not that smooth, smooth as a fine Canadian Whiskey!

Which naturally makes me think of a joke I read today...





A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her.

She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, now she's angry!

She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief.  She takes the gun and points it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!"

"Shut up," she says, "You're next."

Raymond
"I have been driven many times upon my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. My own wisdom and that of all about me seemed insufficient for that day." ~Abraham Lincoln~
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Postby lillybets » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:10 pm

Hey!!!  I resemble that remark
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Postby ronlog » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:13 am

Careful Captain Ray, She won't let you shoot her CPX-1 anymore.
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Postby Captain Ray » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:09 pm

ronlog wrote:Careful Captain Ray, She won't let you shoot her CPX-1 anymore.



I know.... I think I am going to have to buy another one!

Raymond
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Postby ronlog » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:45 pm

Captain Ray wrote:
ronlog wrote:Careful Captain Ray, She won't let you shoot her CPX-1 anymore.



I know.... I think I am going to have to buy another one!

Raymond


Hey, StogieC found them online for $225 plus shipping. Of course after you pay shipping and a dealer to ship it to, I'm not sure what you save. :(
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Postby lillybets » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:48 pm

We paid about that at the gun show for my CPX.  The guy we bought it from lives like only 15 minutes away so IF he gets another one Ray can get one there.  I want him to get the blued version so we can tell the guns appart just by glancing at them (not looking at serial #)
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